Reblog from Just for Fun. If you like dogs, you’ll love this!
Have you ever wondered what dogs would say if they could speak English? I often wonder what my dog is thinking and speak for him. For example, today I was determined toΒ break his habit of sneaking on the couch when no one was looking so I flipped up the cushions. He stood and watched me do this and this is how I imagined our conversation went:
Dog: βSeriously?Β Is this really necessary?β
Me: βYes, itβs time you listened. Now go lie on your bed.β
Dog goes reluctantly to his bed and I exit the room.
A few minutes later I re-enter the room to him curled up in the leather chair.
Dog: βTechnically, Iβm not on the couch.β
And then I imagine him doing a victory dance as I shake my head and laugh.
His bed doesn’t have his owner scent on it as the chair and couch does.
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