Revenge Joke

Betty Smith called John Jones saying, “I have proof my husband and your wife are having an affair and I am good and mad.  We need to meet at a motel and get some revenge.”

He agreed.  They got a room and set about getting revenge.  He was about to catch a nap when she shook his shoulder and said, “I’m still mad.  Let’s get some more revenge.”

They got more revenge.  As he got ready to leave, she complained.  “I’m still mad.  I need more revenge.”

John Jones was a forgiving man.  “Good Lord, woman, I ain’t never seen no one to hold a grudge like you. Let it go.  I ain’t got no more hard feelings.”

Valentine for Veterans

valentineThis Valentine is for Veterans, wherever you are.  Thank you for your sacrifice, especially those of you who feel alone and abandoned today.  I appreciate all you have done for me.  You are in my heart today.