Mr. Smith was in the hospital for the first time in his life and in traction. He hit the call bell and yelled out loud enough for everybody on the hall to hear. “Hey, Nurse! I gotta s—!”
Flustered, she came flying in the room. Mr. Smith! Don’t talk like that! You’re gonna get everybody on this floor upset. They can hear you all up and down the hall. When you need the bedpan, just hit the call bell and say ‘#.2″ I’ll know what you need and come take care of you.”
A few minutes later Mr. Jones was admitted. As soon as he was settled in bed, he realized he had a problem. “Hey, Buddy. I’m about to mess myself up here. How do I get some help?”
Mr. Smith knew the ropes and was glad to help out. “No problem. I know exactly what to do.” He got on the call bell and yelled out loud and clear, “Hey, Nurse! Mr. Jones has gotta s— and he ain’t got a number yet!”
LMAO XD
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Thanks!
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Good one!
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Haha!
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https://nutsrok.wordpress.com/2015/02/04/vagina-boobs-and-poop-part-12/ Will be publishing a book on this series soon.
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Hahahahaha 😂😂😂
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