After prayer meeting two lonely spinster ladies stopped in a grove to pray as they walked home. One of them led off. “Please God, if it’s not too much to ask, could you send us husbands? We’ve always been virtuous, Godly women. We’d both make good wives for some lucky men.”
In the trees, way over their heads, a lonely owl hooted, “Whoo? Whoo?”
Grateful to have God’s attention, the other jumped up, shouting. “Hallelujah, Lord, anybody! Anybody!