I took Mother for her routine checkup this morning. Her heart, lungs, vital signs, and weight were perfect. In fact, at one hundred twenty-seven pounds, she weighs one pound less than when she married. She’s in great shape for a sixty-year-old, absolutely phenomenal for a lady well-past eighty. She’d had to fast for her lab, so she was ravenously hungry. I pulled in to the nearest restaurant to get her some breakfast, in the interest of survival. I think I have mentioned before, she is very tight, as well as just a bit testy if she misses a meal. The waiter bought the menu. Mother poured over it, starving, as she calculated what each item on the menu would cost if she prepared it at home. She noticed biscuits were two for one dollar forty-nine cents. Wheat or white toast was ninety-nine cents. Eggs, ninety-nine cents each. Starving but stingy, she told the waiter she’d have two eggs, over-easy and the wheat toast with black coffee. I ordered my breakfast, asking that it all be on one ticket. At that, Mother brightened. “Oh, if she’s paying, I’ll have two biscuits and one for carryout. Not only that, she ate more than half my grits and had coffee to go!
LOL Beth, your mother is the best.
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She is.
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🙂
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Hahahaha…Many people when they are getting old they beceome a little o very grredy when they have to pay… but if the bill is on other person… they get advantage!!!!
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Oh, she knows I owe her a million times over!
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They are so much fun at this age. No more worries about putting the best foot forward! My mom is 96 and still great in health and spirit.
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I love that part of getting older!
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We are all lucky!
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Yep, gotta love Mom! She’s too funny! Heck for 99cents/egg, I’ll take 3 please! I don’t think your Mom would like OUR prices out here!!! 🙂
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How much for eggs out there?
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ah lovely post , sounds like you both had a really good breakfast , your mom is so cute bless her and you too , hugs kathy.xxx
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She is!
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Your mother is a blessing! 🙂
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So true!
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Attagirl!
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She got me!
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Your mom sounds awesome!!
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She is!
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Now I know why this is so therapeutic for me – and so fun: we share the same MOM! (Well, she sure sounds like mine…)
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Lord help you!
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My mom turns 90 this summer 🙂 The Lord IS helping me 🙂
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What a blessing!
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Hehehehe… There is a word for that in Swiss German ‘Schlitzohr’… it describes someone who is in a funny and nice way naughty…
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Good word!
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Bless your mum!!
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I owe her as many biscuits as she can con me out of.
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This is so good to hear, how well your mom is doing!!! I feel the happiness in your lines about this your mother’s zest for life.
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She is a winner!
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Definitely!!! 👍
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