The pastor’s vocabulary could have used a little updating before he addressed his concerns that the young people were taking casual dress at morning services just a bit too far. “I’ll bet half of the young ladies out there are wearing thongs this morning.” Though he was thinking of the ” flip flop” shoes of his youth, not sexy underwear, he certainly had everyone’s attention.
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HA HA HA! But I had to carefully scroll down quickly to cover the Barbie-butt. My son was looking.
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Uh oh!
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We have way of double meanings.. I still myflip flop sandles thongs but realise thongs mean something different now.
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It can get pretty bad, can’t it!
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This story iris hilarious. Thanks for sharing.
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Thank you.
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Hey, I would rather women wear thongs than no panties at all.
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I was going to say I don’t need to get in other people’s underwear, but that is too weird.
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I have no use with thongs, I constantly would be picking at the massive wedgie. :P:
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Character building!
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Hehe He didn’t get the butt of his joke while all the ladies were giggling straight faced under their breath doing pant-oh-mine 😉 Thongs for the memories 🙂
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Oh so good. Have you thought of going into the ministry?
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Oh dear God, no. The sinistry would ruin my reputation. I couldn’t take the hypocritical oath. I’m not that egochristical. But thanks for humouring me, that was mighty god of you.
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I had a friend whose husband went into the ministry after they married. My husband would have to ditch me if he had any hope of success. The first time I opened my mouth, he’d get the boot.
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So does God prefer a full brief or for people to go commando?
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Have you seen any of those scary pictures in the Bible. I really think commando would be less demanding on the launderer. And don’t forget all that begetting and knowing.
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Too funny. It reminds me of a meeting at my job years ago when a supervisor was going over a new dress code. She said, “No thongs are allowed.” One of my co-workers said, “How would you know if we are wearing one?”
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Maybe she wore patent leather shoes. Remember the old Catholic School story.
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I do remember that story. And I am laughing so hard because if you knew the supervisor I was referring to you would probably get an even bigger kick out of your comment.
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we’ve all had one of those.
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Ha Ha! Classic!
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Don’t hate me for saying what went through my head. Sermon titles/story title ideas: Thongs are wrong, Why thongs are wrong, Two thongs don’t make it right. Thongs–why can’t we get along? When thongs go wrong. It don’t mean a thing–if you don’t have a thong. Fling a thong. I’m done now–know it’s a sickness, and you may use any of these.
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You are so good you’re bad. Run with it.
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Have you considered going into the ministry? You’re inspiring!
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Believe it or not–I’ve been told that before. My older brother is a UMC minister. I was a communications technician–used my gift of gab for other purposes. Sometimes to get out of tense situations.
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It is a gift.
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Yep, another proof that we always should check first what we are talking about… I would have loved to join this service…
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Wh?at if they had done a thong check? Would you have gotten into heaven that day?
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Hahaha…. I love your humor…. lol!!! With checking I meant the pastor checking the difference between thongs and flip-flops… If I had past the test…? Depends…lol
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Oh, I guess that would be different.
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Did you…?
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Oh sorry, read your reply wrong. Yes, that would be different!!!
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It was a hilarious mistake. Thanks.
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I bet!!! 😂
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