Two good ole fellers was walking down the road when they come across an arm . Mike ran up and looked it over.
“Hey, this here looks like Joe’s arm.” John joined him, giving it a look. “Yep,it’s Joe’s arm, all right. Look at that watch.”
Walkng a bit further, they found a leg. Mike noted. “Looky here. I b’lieve this here’s Joe’s leg.”
Yeah, it is. This is Joe’s boot.” agreed John.
Continuing on, they come up on a torso in a jacket. The boys checked it over. “Now I know this is here is Joe’s jacket. Look at the name over the pocket. Ain’t nobody else got a jacket with Joe’s name on it.
About a half a mile on, Mike saw a head on the side of the road. He took off running. “I b’lieve that’s Joe. Picking up the head, he shook it. “Joe, Joe! Are you okay?”
First I was just sitting there holding my breath unitl I started laughing out loud… hahahaha!
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HORRID but hilarious! 🙂
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The content here is gross of course, but the way you tell this story, makes it so funny, in a bizarre sort of way. That’s talent! Or am I stranger than I thought?
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Oh, you’re definitely stranger than you thought!
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That’s stupid….STUPID FUN! I loved that.
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Thanks. I just love second-grade level jokes.
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Oh, you make me laugh. I’m so grateful. It’s a cloudy, rainy day…and that laugh felt like sunshine to my heavy soul.
Keep going. This is definitely your “calling.”
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It’s rained for a month here. today’s our second sunny day. I feel like I can fly!
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Hrumph! I feel like, if I could, I’d fly on over to YOU (even though I’d practically have to dig right through the center of the earth to get there the fastest).
Hmmm, where’s my shovel…
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I wish you could. Where are you. I’d love to visit? Maybe we could talk by phone.
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Heck, NO! I’m a HERMIT! I won’t answer the phone for my own mother (just kiddin’…well, sort of…)
I’m a hop, skip and die-in-the-middle-of-mountains-getting here jump…from Vancouver, British Columbia.
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That’s the West Coast?
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Along the Pacific Ocean…near the border to the US.
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that is a piece
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…oh, in CANADA
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OK I’ve been to Banff once
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Cool! I used to work in Calgary – a hop, skip and jump from there. 🙂
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I loved it up there.
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You are too funny.
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Thanks.
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OMG LMAO! That’s the best Beth.
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Thanks.
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G.r.o.a.n.e.r. 😮 😮
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Gotcha!
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😀 😀 😀
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