Stop now if you are easily offended. Contains adult content!
We all have different parenting styles.
I overheard a hilarious phone conversation a furious friend and co-worker had with her teenage daughter at work one day. (repeated verbatim)
“Kaylee, You been gittin’ in my drawers!”
Pause
“Yes you have! I can tell you been diggin’ around in there! Them’s f___ing panties! Is you f____ing!”
She slammed the phone down. “I don’t know what I’m gonna do with that little ‘ho! I can’t keep her out of my f___ing panties”
I was rolling on the floor, laughing.
Hilarious story. I have a lady at work that has umm inappropriate conversations on the phone at work with her husband. It is funny but mostly uncomfortable.
Your post reminded me of a story the town gossip told me about a girl who’s mother got called inro school due to the clothes she was wearing. The clothes she wore were deemed inappropriate for a tween. When the mom got there she exclaimed surprise that her daughter had gone into her closet.
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Good one. Write it up for a post!
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Rule 1: don’t be buying any sort of underwear that a ho of a daughter might be tempted to pinch. Massive Bridget Jones knickers are a) most supportive on the post-birth bottom and b) less of a draw;
Rule 2: if Rule 1 is ignored and said go of a daughter does indeed steal some dental floss version of underwear then don’t be adding for it back…unless to burn it!
Still, one person’s potential shared STI is another person’s hysterical blog post.
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Crazy situation
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Ha
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You’re not kidding, are you? Still, this is hilarious if not appropriate. 😀 😀 😀
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It happened!
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Nope.
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😀 😀 😀
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I’m trying to imagine using my mom’s underwear ??? Nope.
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Not appealing, is it?
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Her collection was not from Victoria’s Secret !!
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LOL I caught my teenager wearing my special undies too! I was like WTH? I never could wear those ones again that she stole from me. I did not have a convo out loud at work about it though! LOL
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Think it burst out!
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LOL Although I am scared to laugh – I have three daughters – I have no clue what I’m in for.
BUT I will say, I would have been in my car already racing home and finding out what was going on!!!
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No kidding. Lots of surprises for moms
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That was hilarious! More so as she obviously didn’t realise how funny it sounded! 🙂
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She never laughed!
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I don’t have a goo poker face so I would be lolling too. XD
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I didn’t help her feelings much.
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Aww.. I know.
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April Fool’s?
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Nope! It happened!
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Wow. Hahahaha!
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Ha
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Funny as heck, but so wrong on so many levels.
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I guess she was a realist!
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I can only imagine sitting there and listening to that conversation. I would have had a hard time to keep it together during the call…
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I didn’t
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Oh, I bet!
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Yep
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Hahahahahahaha!!!! OMG…I would have died!!!
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Sort of a surprise. Especially when most people try to keep up a modicum of appropriateness!
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I am a Nurse…I pride myself in my inappropriateness lol!
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Me too
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Haha!!
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