The new schoolmaster was waving around his hickory stick and laying down the law the first day of school. He pointed his hickory stick. Β “Boy, what is you name?”
“My name is Zeke.”
The teacher slammed hickory stick down on the boys desk, scaring the life out of him. Β “No, it’s not! Β As long as you’re in this classroom, your name is Ezekial and don’t you forget it.”