Joe found his dog lying out behind his car, not moving. He grabbed Fido up and ran him in to the vet.
Vet: “”I’m sorry. Your dog is dead. That’ll be fifty bucks.”
Joe: “No, he can’t be!” He threw Fido in the car and drove a few miles to see Vet #2. This one put him up on the exam table, checked him over good then brought a Labrador Retriever Into the room. The Lab sniffed Fido, poked him with his foot, but Fido didn’t respond. Next the vet brought a cat in and waved him over Fido.
Vet#2: “Sorry, your dog’s dead, alright. That’ll be three-hundred and fifty dollars.”
Joe: “Now hold on. The other vet only charged me fifty dollars!”
Vet #2: “Yeah, but I did a Lab test and Cat scan!”
OMG! Linda that is hilarious!!! XD
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Poor Fido!
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Reblogged this on Gh0stpupp3t's Realm and commented:
Funny!
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Hey, thanks!
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Heard this in a slightly different way, but it’s still funny. 🙂
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My back is aching!!!!!!! Hahahahaha … just as well I have NO dogs.
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So glad I could help!
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Hahahaha!!!!
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Thanks
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Good thing she didn’t get her ex-boyfriend, Raymond, in on the consult or it would have cost even more.
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Oh, you’re as bad as me!
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I’d like to think so.
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Hehehehe
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Thank you for introducing me to Reel Recovery. I mentioned you and your blog in my post today. I have applied to attend a fly fishing retreat for cancer survivors in the fall. I really appreciate your letting me know about this!
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Wonderful. Where have you applied to go? My husband volunteers at the retreat at Broken Bow, Ok. I know you’ll have a great time. Please write a post and send me a link.
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will do – I looked at Broken Bow – I have applied to one in Ellensburg, WA – I will write about it. Love your humor!!!
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So glad. Love that you’re doing well.
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HA! Okay, true story. I sincerely believe that cats can and do predict illness. Two examples would be when I had seizures (for some still unknown reason) in 2000 and my cat Dana, would walk back and forth around my head as I was lying in bed, from just before the seizures until they went away and I was off the meds. Then in 2011/2012 as my cancer symptoms began to make themselves known my cat Dobson wouldn’t leave me alone and only stopped after I came home in remission. So while the joke is funny, to me, CAT scans are very real.
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You are right. Animals are very in tune. Cancer has a subtle smell perceptible to animals. Dogs have been trained to sniff out cancers, detect high and low blood sugars, and alert for seizures and apnea. They are also excellent in alerting for certain infections.
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Yes, but very funny post anyway.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! That was f u n n y !!
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Thanks
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