Terrifying incident this morning. I couldn’t find my coffee pot. Clearly, a sadist had broken in and robbed us, taking the most precious item in the house, cruelly leaving behind the coffee, the coffee maker, cream, and sugar. I checked the dishwasher, refrigerator, sink, and pantry, before finally finding it in the cabinet where I store the cups. By this time, my coffee was way overdue. My heart still hasn’t settled down.