Mother was stuck taking us everywhere she went, even to buy a new washing machine just days before her fourth baby was born. She never asked anyone to keep us since that would have insured she had to return the favor and keep someone else’s monsters in return, probably some of our killer cousins. She was always on guard against that. We followed her into Continue reading
Mary was the child-bride (victim) of an old-goat in his seventies. God only knows what kind of situation he’d rescued her from, since she clearly adored him. When I first met them on a ramble with Daddy when I was about ten years old, they lived with their two babies on a creek bank an old school bus that had been converted into a trailer for hunters. Two full bunks ran across one end. Twin army cots were stacked along both sides. A stove, powered by propane sat near the front door. The family’s few belongings were stored in boxes under the beds. Though I was only a kid, I could see that Mary was just a teenager. Mother later told me she was only eighteen. She was hugely pregnant. I was enchanted with their trailer, thinking how nice it would be if our family lived such an adventure.
Not long afterward, the neighborhood learned of the family’s dilemma, helping them into a small rental house not far from us. My youngest sister Marilyn was an infant at the time with rampant milk allergies. In consultation with her doctors, Mother had tried many formulas. Finally, in desperation, she and the doctor settled on a frequent feeding regimen, supplemented by feeding her warm Jell-O in her bottle, so she would still have the experience of sucking. Finally, she thrived. Young Mary, struggling with two babies under two and newborn twins and a husband averse to working, was struggling find milk for her babies. All four of her children cried all the time. The neighbors brought food in, but the new-borns just looked pitiful. She was visiting one morning and told Mother she had put her babies on Kool-Aid, like Mother had, thinking it would help, but it looked like the babies were starving. Mother was shocked and explained that she was giving her baby Jell-O, not Kool-Aid, and supplementing with frequent feedings.
The church provided many cases of canned milk, as well as other food. All the children did much better. Social Services was notified. Mary got some help, though she did have four more children over the years before we lost touch with them.
We did eventually end up with that classy camper, but that’s a story for another day.
Just this morning Mother told me this fascinating story. Before she started school, she’d tagged along behind her father to the local blacksmith shop to have a bit of work done. The blacksmith, Dud Baker, was fairly new to the community and newly-married. His young wife was a widow. She’d brought the men a cup of coffee. As they were drinking and visiting over Continue reading
She explained, “Oh, we eat the same food. They just have more gravies and sauces than we do.” Continue reading
It just occurred to me that Mother may have been raising a tribe of cannibals during the time Aunt Bonnie and Uncle Edward lived with us and I bit my cousin Cathy. My brother Billy was five months old to Cousin Eddie’s six weeks and much bigger. Mother and Aunt Bonnie had put the two babies on a quilt to play while they did their housework. Eddie had colic and cried all the time, so Aunt Bonnie wasn’t too surprised at the wailing. She went in to check on him after a few minutes to find Billy, who was teething, had worked his way over to Eddie. He had a foot in one hand, a thigh in the other, and was gnawing him like a Thanksgiving Turkey.
When I was about three years old, my cousin Cathy’s parents moved their tiny egg-shaped trailer house under a big shade tree in our front yard. It was about as roomy as a nice bathtub. Like any right-thinking parents with two tiny children, they quickly moved into the house with our family, leaving us with four adults, a six-year-old, a three-year-old, an eighteen month old, and two newborns in a three bedroom house. The women cooked, cleaned and watched the kids together every day. Mother said it was a great time.
Pictured above are my cousin Cathy and me. She was much smaller though only a year younger than I. She also developed a nasty habit of biting. After I was bitten a few times, Mother told me to “bite her back.” She didn’t specify how hard.
The next time Cathy bit me, I bit her just below the eye and hung on. Cathy screamed and Mamas came running. Still I hung on. Mother told me to turn loose but I was too wrought up to hear her. She had to smack me to make me turn loose. It hurt my feelings. “You told me to bite her.”
“I didn’t tell you to bite a chunk out of her face.!”
Cathy had a bruise showing all my tooth prints. It turned from purple to green to yellow. I’m sorry, Cathy.
doctor: Do you have trouble holding your urine?
patient: Yes. It keeps running through my fingers.
Reblogged from but I smile anyway.
Last week I was approached by the fantastically great writer and blogger Linda, of Nutsrok, to do a guest post swap.
Here she is! Great idea! I have never had a guest post on my blog before, so why not start with an amazing writer like Linda! If you haven’t already checked her blog out, please do! It is a mixture of recollections of her own younger days, excerpts of memories from her mothers history, which she is going to be publishing, and generally funny stories, and jokes! I always finish a post of hers with a smile on my face, if not a guffaw!
So without further ado, I present to you, Linda and her guest post!
Nothing Ever Went Right At Our House
Nothing ever went right at our house. As a family, we could fall in a rose bed and come out smelling like horse manure…
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Little me!Pops walked out of the gate to the main road, and they were scared by now. And lo and behold, there I was, coming back up the road, holding an English Man’s hand, happily chatting away!The man saw my parent’s panic stricken faces and walked straight up to them. He said “I assume this little one is yours. I saw her wondering down the road, all alone, and I had a feeling that as she was alone, she may have ventured from this her temple, so I was just bringing her back.”Obviously, my mum was almost delirious at this stage and grabbed me as my Pops profusely thanked the man. I was still smiling, and chatting away to the man, to all intents and purposes. I had found someone new to listen to my whittering on!Had this been in the present day, what would have been the first thought? Kidnap, child abduction, the poor man who returned me to my parents would have been called all manner of things like a pervert or a paedophile.But he wasn’t.He was just a genuinely good citizen, who, in all honesty, if he had wanted to take me, he could have…( but it was probably my chatting away that made him bring me back. I’d give anyone a headache!)
I’m still chatting away!Hope you enjoyed my little story!