When the little girl started first grade, the teacher asked her name.
“Happy Butt.”
“Happy Butt. That’s not a name. Let me check my records.” She checked her records and came back. “You’re name is Gladys, not Happy Butt!”
“Glad Ass, Happy Butt. Same thing!”
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Ha, ha that’s funny!
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One must think about said child and how such a name follows said child through life. Though I couldn’t help but giggle at Glad-Ass. On second thought, maybe we need these types of names. 😉
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Glad I got a boring one.
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Never boring 😀
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Thx.
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Hahaha… poor child…I guess the other children are going to bull her!!!!
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Don’t you know it!
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I just read this to my 9 year old son, who giggled, despite suffering from a headache!
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Maybe he can rename his sister.
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Oh, he’d love that… I dread to think what it would end up!!
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It would be so bad!
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Oh, goodness, I’m tensed even thinking about it!!!!
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Wouldn’t do.
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I might actually ask him what his choice would be, if he could ever change her name.. !
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I asked him… He said Butt Face! Lovely name for his sister, don’t cha think??!!
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Just about what I’d expect.
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Told you I dreaded what he would say! I asked her, the same and she said Rajan, a proper name! See, girls are much sweeter!!! Lol!
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They are poles apart!
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But in reality… She’s the one sitting next to him, prodding him, and goading him, then when he snaps, she’s the tale teller who comes running!!!
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Ah, little girls.
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Indeed!!! I remember.. I was one once… As were you! 😜
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Oh boy, do I!
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😁
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I wonder how long that name followed her around. Very funny
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Probably only as long as she lived!
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Thanks
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Reblogged this on Blogging Around With The Original Domestic God and commented:
Morning chuckle thanks to Nutsrok
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Hey. Thx
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Thank you for my morning chuckle, I think I’m going to have to reblog this, to funny not too! That read like something my 4 yr old granddaughter would say, as a matter of fact . . I should write a post dedicated to her hysterical and sometimes embarrassing jibber-jabber Have a great day! 🙂
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Please do and send me link will Reblog. Thx.
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🙂 G-uno
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Thanks
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The comments are as funny as your post. Brilliant sense of humor.
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Why thanks
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OK: Try this: Alex Cockburn, MD. Urologist. Dr. Harry Bloodgood, MD. General Surgery. And on and on. Harry Butt is really good.
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My cousin worked for a dentist, dr. Fear
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Kids sure are on the ball, aren’t they? 😀 😀 😀
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Oh Lord, are they!
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😮 😮
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That’s a good one, but poor Gladys!
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Poor thing!
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LOL
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One of my best friends growing up…named “Winterbottom”…you can imagine ! ☺ Welcome Back !! Van
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How awful. The worst name I ever knew was a girl named Anita Dick.
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Ha Ha! Clever girl
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She probably got Happy Butt a lot.
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I prefer Glad-Ass myself!
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Me too
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