I won’t bother to lie. That was me you saw on the side of that country road or on that old home place in the country digging up plants..and that little, bitty old lady you saw with me; that was my mama. She’s my look out and spotter. When arrested, I won’t even be able to claim the act was spontaneous, since I keep a nice little camping shovel and plastic bags under my truck seat especially for my thieving excursions. I’ll probably try to explain that Mother has Alzheimer’s and escaped from me, but that might not fly, since I’ll be the one out wading in the muck while she’s standing by the truck, but I guess I’ll cross that bridge when I get to it. Just so you know, I’m not the only thief she raised. My sister, Connie makes raids just like I do. We both make sure to get enough to share, since it’s inevitable one of us will eventually get caught. Bud swears he won’t bail me out, but I suspect he’ll come get me when he gets hungry. Mother is on her own. She should have raised us better.
Tsk tsk…oh and tsk.
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Ha!
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LOL
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Thx
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That’s a fantastic idea. I should have thought of that long ago.
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Wonderful, a convert! Don’t call me for bail!
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Oh that’s funny and good to know you both got the same gene lol
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Yep.
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Using your Mom as the lookout is the “criminal part”! More so than stealing the flowers! You’re too silly! 🙂
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she’s good at looking goof You!
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LOL maybe Corwin took it? lol
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Always good to blame him.
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Haha, yes, it’s all mom’s fault… 😃
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Absolutely. She’s bad to the bone.
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Oh, I love you, Linda…. haha!!!
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You too!
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Ha Ha! Oh I can’t believe I am associating with a criminal – and one that makes her poor elderly mum stand as lookout! That post really made me smile. 🙂
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Who do you think got me started.
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Oh, she is a wicked woman! Looks like butter wouldn’t melt, but is a villain under all that sweetness! 🙂
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The ones who look so nice are the worst kind.
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You are so right. 🙂
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I wouldn’t fault you–I’ve done the same thing. Sure it’s trespassing on someone’s property; if they cared enough the property would be better cared for. Around the corner from me are beautiful overgrown azaleas every spring. They’re on abandoned property and cover an old corner store that is completely hidden in summer.
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Now that’s the criminal part. I never take much of anything. Just a bit.
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