Bud and Linda are a very nice couple. They are very devoted to each other having been married nearly forty-five years. They have a nice house and a dog. The lady likes to cook and putter in the yard. The man likes to play his guitar, pet his dog, pay his bills on the computer before they are due, and watch the History Channel. When the weather is nice, he goes out to his shop to play or mows the grass. It has been raining for three weeks straight. The man has been watching a Hitler Marathon on the History Channel for three days. Your challenge. Finish this story in ten words or less.
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‘Lets play what we used to,’ Linda smiled.
‘Scrabble?’
‘Nooo’
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Let’s build a hut out in the pasture. We won’t get the blankets and pillows off the bed this time.
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“What’d we do before cable?” Bud yelled.” “Guess.” grumbled Linda.
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Ha!
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Both have seen better days but neither can remember when.
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Good one!
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thanks!
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Thx
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Linda cooked Bud a special meal, and suggested they had an ‘early night!’
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Good imagination!
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Oh Dear 😦
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Bad!
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Rain prevents gardening…Linda gets on computer…finds doppleganger family… (for real, this is us, except 3 cats instead of a dog) 🙂
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Great. Following you now.
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Three weeks raining + Hitler obsession = Linda plans her escape. ☺
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Linda asks for a divorce because Bud is really lazy!
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Nah!
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lol !
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He reburied the Luger deeper under the muddy lawn.
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Good plan!
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She clubs him to death with the TV remote.
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Seems likely!
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It could happen.
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And they lived happily ever after!
Sounds so harmonyous, Linda! 45 years, wow!
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Some days, more than others! Ha!
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Haha!!! Thank God, you are “normal” people! 😉
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Nyah ha ha!
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😃
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Being married so long, always at home, decided for a trip around the world.
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Excellent idea!
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Bud thought, “How did our life make it onto WordPress?”
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Ha!
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😀
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How about this ending:
‘Let’s have a child’ he said.. ‘even in days like this we will have a reason to smile’
OK – it was more than 1 words hahaa 🙂
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Good one. I’ll give you that word.
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And this is how the first alien abduction story started.
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Excellent!
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There was a power cut so he talked to her.
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Ha!
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He looked at Linda….started to see similarities… And ran!!!!
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Good one!
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😜
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She’s befriended a slime mold, he’s sporting a caterpillar mustache.
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I would’ve never thought of that!
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Feeling bored he ponders running around in the rain naked. 😉 G-uno
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Oh, now that’s great.
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Thank you. G-uno
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Could a Hitler-like despot rise again? He wondered.
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Woman is praying world peace
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Good one!
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He wondered if his dog would make an interesting lampshade.
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Maybe. More like key the woman wondering about the man’s ass.
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Ill have to go back and read some of the other replies!
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The man suddenly shouts to his wife, “Ich hasse regen!”
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Ok got me. What does that mean?
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I hate rain! (at least according to Google translate).
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Ughhhhh!
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The woman is busy praying for sunshine
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