A senior couple came out of a coffee shop on Memorial Day to find an officer putting a ticket on a car whose meter had expired. Irate the man accosted him, “You Nazi Turd! Don’t you have any respect for yor elders.” The officer coolly wrote a second ticket for worn tires.
His wife jumped in, “You dog, if you didn’t have on that uniform, you wouldn’t have the nerve to face a real man.”
The insults continued on for several minutes, with the officer writing several more tickets till a bus pulled up to the corner and the elderly couple boarded.
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Too funny still laughing…
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Me too!
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Great fun.
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Haaaaaaaa!
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Haha!!!!
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Won’t you be glad when you get to the age when you have absolutely no inhibitions. It’s so liberating!
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It must be exhilarating… 😀
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Mother said it’s even better when you’re 87. If she wants a drink and doesn’t have quite enough change, she’ll just tell the guy next to her at the counter, “I want this drink and I don’t want to break a dollar.” They usually laugh and say, “Oh, let me get that for you?”
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Haha!!! Yep, we’ll get a lot of advantage once we are older! I could even imagine me saying: Please don’t make me go and change that dollar because I don’t know if I am back soon enough…lol
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Hahahaha that is too funny!
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Thanks, Mindy.
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Tickle me. I don’t want to be rude. Ha Ha Ha .
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Ha!
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