As the two tipsy ladies staggered home their night on the town, they realized they had to go, right then, and made a quick detour into the cemetery. They each ducked behind a tombstone to do their business. Of course, they had no toilet tissue. One used her panties, tossing them aside. Her friend had worn a lovely matched set and couldn’t bear to part with her undies. She just snitched a ribbon off a flower arrangement, cast it aside, and went on her way.
The next morning, the two hubbies compared notes. “These nights out have to stop! Last night, my wife came home without her panties!.”
The other replied, “Well you think that’s bad. Mine came home with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that read ‘You are loved and will be missed by all of us at The Fire Department”
O.M.G. …I should just copy and paste that one for your posts. ☺
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Feel free.
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Very amusing. 🙂
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It made me laugh.
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Hilarious!!!
I’ve nominated you for the Creative Blogger Award. if you have an award free zone please accept this nomination as a statement of appreciation for your work.
http://robertmgoldstein.com/2015/06/13/the-creative-blogger-award/
RG
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Thanks so much.
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hahaha
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I liked it too.
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Wow! that was funny, but I would not want to be in their shoes.
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I got home with a clearance sticker on my behind once, but I never lost my panties.
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Lol! are funny Ibeth!
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Good for you huh!
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That was sooooo funny.
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Thanks
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Hahahah! Hilarious! 😀
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We can all relate, can’t we!
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Hysterical!
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Made me laugh, too!
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And my Hubby!
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A shared laugh is best, isn’t it!
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yep!
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z
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Ha!
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I just spit coffee all over my computer! 🙂
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Success!
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Hilarious!!!! Lol
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I liked it too!
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I emailed it to my Pop lol
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Oh good!
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