A Grave Matter

Graveside0001 (2)As the two tipsy ladies staggered home their night on the town, they realized they had to go, right then, and made a quick detour into the cemetery.  They each ducked behind a tombstone to do their business.  Of course, they had no toilet tissue.  One used her panties, tossing them aside.  Her friend had worn a lovely matched set and couldn’t bear to part with her undies.  She just snitched a ribbon off a flower arrangement, cast it aside, and went on her way.

The next morning, the two hubbies compared notes.  “These nights out have to stop!  Last night, my wife came home without her panties!.”

The other replied, “Well you think that’s bad.  Mine came home with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that read  ‘You are loved and will be missed by all of us at The Fire Department”

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