Joke of the Day

gurneyA new patient was quite upset when the doctor’s nurse led him to a small, curtained cubicle and told him to undress. “But I only want the doctor to look at an ingrown toenail!” he protested. “Our rule is that everyone must undress,” replied the blond nurse. “That’s a stupid rule,” grumbled the patient, “making me undress just to look at my toe.” “That’s nothing,” growled a voice from the next cubicle. “I just came to fix the phones!”

15 thoughts on “Joke of the Day

  1. This reminded me of a real-life visit to a dermatologist – I was referred by my GP for a blackened toenail, which he thought might be a fungus infection. I had to strip, lie down, and the dermatologist started at my forehead and peered at me through a magnifying glass all the way to my feet. Arriving at my black toenail, he said, “Oh it’s just traumatised” meaning someone had stepped on it hard. It wasn’t nearly as traumatised as I was!

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