A new patient was quite upset when the doctor’s nurse led him to a small, curtained cubicle and told him to undress. “But I only want the doctor to look at an ingrown toenail!” he protested. “Our rule is that everyone must undress,” replied the blond nurse. “That’s a stupid rule,” grumbled the patient, “making me undress just to look at my toe.” “That’s nothing,” growled a voice from the next cubicle. “I just came to fix the phones!”
This reminded me of a real-life visit to a dermatologist – I was referred by my GP for a blackened toenail, which he thought might be a fungus infection. I had to strip, lie down, and the dermatologist started at my forehead and peered at me through a magnifying glass all the way to my feet. Arriving at my black toenail, he said, “Oh it’s just traumatised” meaning someone had stepped on it hard. It wasn’t nearly as traumatised as I was!
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That’s bizarre,
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If I had been a gorgeous 20-year-old I’d have had my suspicions of his motives, but I was a plump sixty-something!
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Ha! All the better, you gorgeous thing!
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🙂
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😀 😀 😀
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Reblogged this on Grumpa Joe's Place and commented:
Stupid is as stupid does.
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Thanks for reblog.
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Lol
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…and ended up in that cubicle? Most have unfortunately got some electro therapy right? hahahaha
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Ha!
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As usual, I love your post! 😀
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Oh, thanks. Like to wake up with a laugh.
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Haha!!!
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