The girl came skipping in in from kindergarten one day and told her Mother. “Mommy, we were counting today and none of the other kids could go past 4 but I counted all the way to 10. Is that because I’m blonde?
“Mommy, we were reciting the alphabet. None of the other kids could go past D, but I went all the way to M. Is that be because I’m a blonde?”
“”Mommy, we all pulled up our shirts. They had nothing and I’ve got these. Is that because I’m a blonde? She showed off a stunning rack of 36Ds.
“”No, dear. That’s because you’re 25.”