The girl came skipping in in from kindergarten one day and told her Mother. “Mommy, we were counting today and none of the other kids could go past 4 but I counted all the way to 10. Is that because I’m blonde?
“Yes dear.”
“Mommy, we were reciting the alphabet. None of the other kids could go past D, but I went all the way to M. Is that be because I’m a blonde?”
“Yes, dear.”
“”Mommy, we all pulled up our shirts. They had nothing and I’ve got these. Is that because I’m a blonde? She showed off a stunning rack of 36Ds.
“”No, dear. That’s because you’re 25.”
Love your jokes. Thank you for posting them
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Thanks
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I fell on the floor laughing. If I had had a concussion I would sue the blonde! Lol
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So glad I could help!
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As a fellow blonde, just remember they all want to look like us.
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So true!
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Congratulation on award!
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Thank you
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Haha…. really great!!!
Dear Linda, another one for your collection. I simply had to nominate you for this one https://erikakind.wordpress.com/2015/06/21/wooohooooooooo-number-9/
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Thanks so much for the nomination!
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You are so very welcome, Linda. You definitely belong to my “brother”hood 😊
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Thanks so much.
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Laughing so hard right now!!
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Good deal!
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