Blonde Joke

imageThe girl came skipping in in from kindergarten one day and told her Mother.  “Mommy, we were counting today and none of the other kids could go past 4 but I counted all the way to 10.  Is that because I’m blonde?

“Yes dear.”

“Mommy, we were reciting the alphabet.  None of the other kids could go past D, but I went all the way to M.  Is that be because I’m a blonde?”

“Yes, dear.”

“”Mommy, we all pulled up our shirts.  They had nothing and I’ve got these.  Is that because I’m a blonde?  She showed off a stunning rack of 36Ds.

“”No, dear.  That’s because you’re 25.”

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