An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender asks him, “You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time.” The Irishman replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I’m here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.” The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: ordering three pints and drinking them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss.” The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs. “Oh, no,” he says, “Everyone’s fine. I’ve just quit drinking.”
Love this one, Linda. LOL. ☺☺☺☺
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Good one, Linda. 😀 — Suzanne
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Oh, that’s an excellent one.
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Reblogged this on Nutsrok.
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Ha!!! I love corny jokes, I can’t help myself. 😀
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Me too.
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Thanks for a great chuckle. Loved it!
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Welcome.
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Brilliant!!
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Found this from a link by the story reading ape. I love this joke but I always heard the punch line was that he gave up beer for Lent. Either way, one of my favorites.
With your permission, I would like to look around and become a follower.
rob
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I’d be honored!
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Thank you.
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Funny!
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I laughed too!
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lol
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😀
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Lol Well hey, what happen to the brothers?
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I guess they kept drinking.
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LOL
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Ha!
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oh yeah, that’s good
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Cute, chuckle.
Leslie
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Couldn’t resist sharing this one 😀
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