A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, “Quick, bring me a beer before it starts” She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, “Quick, bring me another beer. It’s gonna start.” This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, “Quick, another beer before it starts.” “That’s it!” She blows her top, “You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don’t even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don’t you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?” The husband sighed. “Oh sh–, it started!”
Oh how I so love some of dem this jokes 🙂
Poor man who hoping to pass out before it started Hahahahahahahahahaha
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Good one! I love these jokes! 🙂
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Every damn time.
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Ha
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Oh, Sh*# !!☺
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Ha!
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good one !
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Thanks.
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: -D 😀 😀
And guess who started IT!
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Ha!
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I don’t think I can get three beers before it starts. He’s got it so good;-)
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His wife was a little slow.
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Hahaha…. very good!!!!
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Thanks
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hahahha!poor here 😛
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