Mrs. Smith complained to her doctor that her husband had lost all interest in sex. The doctor gave her an experimental pill, instructing her to crush it in his drink when they had dinner. When she came back the next time. He asked her how it worked.
“Oh just great! Before we even finished dinner, he swept all the dishes off the table breaking them, ripped my clothes off, and ravished me right there on the table. It was amazing!”
“Oh no!” said the doctor. “That’s way too strong. The foundation will pay all the damages!”
“Don’t bother.” said Mrs. Smith. “We’re never going back to that restaurant anyway.”
LOL! Hadn’t heard this one in a while!
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Thx
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hahahaha ooo my God, I liberally imagined them ahahaha
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Hope they left a good tip.
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Oh my!
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Ha!
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Rolling on floor laughing!
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Good!
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Reblogged this on cornfedcontessa and commented:
Ha Ha!
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Thanks
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You are welcome!
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Ha Ha! Brilliant!
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Good one. Thanks for following my blog.
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It’s a good one.
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Needed this laugh! Thank you 😀
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A good laugh always helps me.
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Hahaha, too good 🙂
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