Joke of the Day

Mike met his badly battered friend Bryan at the bar one Saturday night.

“Faith and Begorrah, man.  What happened to you? ”

“Mike McGarrity came at me with a baseball bat and caught me with no way to defend myself.”

image“Good heavens, Bryan.  Don’t you know better than to let yourself get caught with nothing in your hand!”

“Well, I did have Mrs. McGarrity’s breast in me hand, and a thing of beauty it is, but not of much use in a fight!”

12 thoughts on “Joke of the Day

  1. Pahahaha! Funny, Linda – love your jokes! I can never, ever remember a good one, and if I do, I’m bound to ruin the punchline unless it is one I’ve written and rehearsed myself.
    Sadly, I don’t do much standup comedy these days. It’s the world’s loss, I guess…
    GAHAHAA! Dorreen

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