My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her; Do you know him?
Yes, she sighed; He’s my old boyfriend !
I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn’t been sober since.’
My God, I said; who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?
Then the fight started !?