Top 10 Reasons Trick or Treating is Better Than Sex:
10) You are guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.
9) If you get tired, you can wait ten minutes and go at it again.
8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7) You don’t have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6) It’s ok when the person you’re with fantasizes that you’re someone else, because you are.
5) Forty years from now you’ll still enjoy candy.
4)If you don’t like what you get, you can always go next door.
3) It doesn’t matter if the kids hear you moaning & groaning.
2) A lot less “morning after” guilt.
YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!
I definitely think there are some neighbours I would skip – 🙂
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Hahhaa this was really funny!! I’m glad to meet you..your blog is really unique and fun! Hope to stay connected with you 😊
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Reblogged this on juststuffifoundontheinternet and commented:
so funny
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Oh. Thanks so much!
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So glad I was able to mess up your screen. thanks for including me!
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Thanks for liking to me
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😂😂😂😂😂😜 awesome! Just awesome!!!
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Hysterical. What a hoot! Be sure to repost on Halloween!
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Thanks. Will see if I can schedule now!
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Reblogged this on Sally Ember, Ed.D. and commented:
Thanks for posting: made me laugh out loud!
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Oh good. Appreciate the reblog.
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So true!
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hilarious!
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Hahahah! I was trying to convince officials at college to grant us permission to celebrate Halloween for a refreshing change. If this post doesn’t convince them, nothing WILL!
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Ha ha, that’s brilliant! Although I’m not convinced by lack of morning after guilt, I’ve had some halloween treat bingesI’ve definitely regretted the following morning (usually after I overstock and no kids come to the door and I then feel compelled to eat everything myself)
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I don’ t know. Substitute the word partners for candy. So glad I’ve lived an exemplary life without these concerns! Ha!
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Haha…. that was amazing, Linda!!! Loved that!!!!
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Thanks.
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😀
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That was hilarious, especially 6, 4, & 1. Loved it!
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You know I had to go back and look. Can you believe there wasn’t a single one that mentioned nuts?
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How can that be?! 😉
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Vast oversight!
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Hahaha
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