The Top 10 Reasons Trick or Treating is Better than Sex

Top 10 Reasons Trick or Treating is Better Than Sex:

10) You are guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.

9) If you get tired, you can wait ten minutes and go at it again.

8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7) You don’t have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6) It’s ok when the person you’re with fantasizes that you’re someone else, because you are.

5) Forty years from now you’ll still enjoy candy.

4)If you don’t like what you get, you can always go next door.

3) It doesn’t matter if the kids hear you moaning & groaning.

2) A lot less “morning after” guilt.

YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!

26 thoughts on “The Top 10 Reasons Trick or Treating is Better than Sex

  1. Ha ha, that’s brilliant! Although I’m not convinced by lack of morning after guilt, I’ve had some halloween treat bingesI’ve definitely regretted the following morning (usually after I overstock and no kids come to the door and I then feel compelled to eat everything myself)

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