Joke of the Day/Redneck Jokes

 

Emma Sue died during the night and Her husband Buddy called 911.  911 operator told Buddy that she would send someone out right away. “Where do you live?” asked the operator.

Buddy replied, “At the end of Eucalyptus Drive.”

The operator asked, “Can you spell that for me?”

There was a long pause and finally Buddy said, “How ’bout if I just drag her over to Oak Street.”

 


Redneck Computer Terms

Hard drive –  Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.

Keyboard – Place to hang your truck keys.

Window – Place in the truck to hang your guns.

Modem –  How you got rid of your dandelions. Usage: “We gonna modem dandelions”

ROM – Liquor often mixed with Coke

Byte – Beginning of an insult, often followed by the word “me” or “this”

Cursor – The person doing the cursing. What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.

Tab – What you owe the bartender

Shift – How you get to a different gear.

RAM – Great truck

Edit – Past tense of “eat” “Wher’d that leftover possum belly go?” ” You edit afore you passed out las nite.

Internet – Where her fish were when she caught em ( In er net).

Fonts – That really cool guy from the show, Happy Days.

Laptop – Where the stripper sits.

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11 thoughts on “Joke of the Day/Redneck Jokes

  1. Hey Linda,

    😀 Brilliant! Lol And I know just the right person who’ll enjoy this slant on computer terms! What a great start to the day! Miles of smiles that just keep rolling. Thanks for the morning chuckle 🙂

    Namaste

    DN – 12/09/2015

    Liked by 1 person

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