Years ago Bud and I went to a car dealership. For once, we had to wait awhile for a sales person. Nearby, another couple was also waiting and naturally, we started talking. After a few minutes, I misspoke, embarrassing myself thoroughly by announcing loud and clear, for all who cared to listen, ” I’m tired of standing here waiting. I think I’ll just sh__t on the bumper”. Of course I’d meant to say “sit.” Bud and the other couple stared, then they walked off. I wanted to run after them explaining, but gave it up as hopeless. God only knows what I might have said once I was rattled.
Oh noes! LOL
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I have done stuff like this as well 🙂
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Now That…would get the attention of even the most jaded salesman. ☺
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😂
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Sometimes, our mouth works faster than our brains😄
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My mouth works overtime. My brain……. uh
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:):)
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hahaha
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Felt like such a dope!
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those moments happen, I say things and then oooops
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I certainly do.
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as I get older I say things that don’t sound that bad then I am like oooops!
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Oh me! I’ve been known to say stuff like that myself!! I just shrug it off as a brain blip now. Stuff happens!
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LOL
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I find situations like that are best handled by acknowledging the mistake & laughing uncontrollably for a while. Being reminded of my hilarious mistakes from the past still cracks me up!
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Certainly laughed.
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