.A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.
It also enquires him whether she should be buried or cremated.
He replies, “Don’t take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes!”
Vultures wait until you’re dead to pick on you.
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.