Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? A: One that never misses a period.
Q: Why do blondes make bad bankrobbers? A: Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards
Q: Why do blondes always want boob jobs? A: Because it’s the only job they are qualified for.
Q: What is every blonde’s ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Q: How can you tell which blonde is the waitress? A: She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her name tag) ? A: “‘Debbie’…that’s cute. What did you name the other one ?”
Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager.
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office? A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses’ faces.
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job? A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries? A: She has a checkbook.
Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde? A: There is a stamp on it.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders? A: Because they can’t even keep two calves together!
Q1 How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer? A: There’s white-out on the screen.
Q2: How can you tell if another blonde’s been using the computer? A: There’s writing on the white-out.
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn’t like it because she couldn’t get channel 9.
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? A: For throwing out the W’s.