Afternoon Funny/Top 10 Reasons Dogs Are Better Pets Than Cats

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1. Dogs will tilt their heads and try to understand every word you say.
Cats will ignore you and take a nap.

2. Cats look silly on a leash.

3. When you come home from work, your dog will be happy and lick your face.
Cats will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place.

4. Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will
make you pay for every mistake you’ve ever made since the day you were born.

5. A dog knows and tries to comfort you when you’re sad. Cats don’t care how you feel, as long as you remember where the can opener is.

6. Dogs will bring you your slippers. Cats drop a dead mouse in your slippers.

7. When you take them for a ride, dogs will sit on the seat next to you.
Cats have to have their own private basket, or they won’t go at all.

8. Dogs will happily come when you call and be happy. Cats will have someone take a message and get back to you.

9. Dogs will play fetch with you all day long. The only thing cats will play
with all day long are small rodents or bugs, preferably ones that look like
they’re in pain.

10. Dogs will wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out.

31 thoughts on “Afternoon Funny/Top 10 Reasons Dogs Are Better Pets Than Cats

  1. My feral cats who adopted me last time we lived in Ireland were fed scraps during the winter and they popped a box for warmth.. Never wanted to come inside the house but they would leave dead rats on the doorstep as offerings and sit there patiently whilst I brought out the cooked scraps. I thought perhaps they expected me to stuff and roast it! Ver funny as always.. xx

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  2. Soul Gifts says:

    Hahaha!! So true. One of my cats caught a bird and let it go in the house once – feathers everywhere, curtains shredded, bird poop…. what a mess! Did the she-cat care? Why bother even asking!

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