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1. Dogs will tilt their heads and try to understand every word you say.
Cats will ignore you and take a nap.
2. Cats look silly on a leash.
3. When you come home from work, your dog will be happy and lick your face.
Cats will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place.
4. Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will
make you pay for every mistake you’ve ever made since the day you were born.
5. A dog knows and tries to comfort you when you’re sad. Cats don’t care how you feel, as long as you remember where the can opener is.
6. Dogs will bring you your slippers. Cats drop a dead mouse in your slippers.
7. When you take them for a ride, dogs will sit on the seat next to you.
Cats have to have their own private basket, or they won’t go at all.
8. Dogs will happily come when you call and be happy. Cats will have someone take a message and get back to you.
9. Dogs will play fetch with you all day long. The only thing cats will play
with all day long are small rodents or bugs, preferably ones that look like
they’re in pain.
10. Dogs will wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out.
My feral cats who adopted me last time we lived in Ireland were fed scraps during the winter and they popped a box for warmth.. Never wanted to come inside the house but they would leave dead rats on the doorstep as offerings and sit there patiently whilst I brought out the cooked scraps. I thought perhaps they expected me to stuff and roast it! Ver funny as always.. xx
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Thanks. I had one foul weather cat. He could hear storms coming hours before we did and skittered in the house. Otherwise, he snubbed us.
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#4 & #10 😀 😀 😀
Mega hilarious and true.
Always knew there was a reason why i never liked cats.
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Thank you!
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Hahaha!! So true. One of my cats caught a bird and let it go in the house once – feathers everywhere, curtains shredded, bird poop…. what a mess! Did the she-cat care? Why bother even asking!
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Heaven’s no!
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I’m laughing at the same time I’m shaking my head in agreement with every single one. 🤣
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Dogs do their business outside which means if you live in the country, the whole world is a sandbox that you don’t have to clean.
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Reblogged this on Musings on Life & Experience and commented:
This is great.
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This just proves our superiority in the animal world. Roxie aka The Other Cat”
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Oh no, I hope I don’t get into an interspecies argument.
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Oh no! Cats are aliens in disguise!!!
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Ha! I never owned a cat but my sister did and it was very haughty too. 😄
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They are mighty full of themselves.
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Honestly! I don’t understand those ones
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How could you. You are not lucky enough to be a cat.
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I prefer cats, but 4 and 10 had me in stitches! 😀
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#4…lol!
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Cats leave a hairball in your slippers. At least Big Boy did that to me.
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My cat used to bring me headless mice when I was good.
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11. Dogs let you know when they have to potty, cats do it in the house in a nasty foul smelling box.
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If you are lucky!
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Yea dogs!!!
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I couldn’t manage without a dog.
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One year, I didn’t have a dog. When I was 18, back in 77.
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But you saw the error of your ways!
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Much sooner than I could remedy them. It was a very long year. :o)
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I like cats, too, but dogs just love so much.
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