A Sunday school teacher asked her class, “What was Jesus’ mother’s name?”
One child answered, “Mary.”
The teacher then asked, “Who knows what Jesus’ father’s name was?”
A little kid said, “Verge.”
Confused, the teacher asked, “Where did you get that?”
The kid said, “Well, you know they are always talking about
Verge n’ Mary.”
After the christening of his baby brother in church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied,
“That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a
Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys.”
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting
together in church.
Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud.
Finally, his big sister had had enough.
“You’re not supposed to talk out loud in church.”
“Why? Who’s going to stop me?” Joel asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said,
“See those two men standing by the door?
They’re hushers.”
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5 and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
“If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
‘Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'”
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, “Ryan, you be Jesus!”
A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
“Daddy, what happened to him?” the son asked.
“He died and went to Heaven,” the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
“Did God throw him back down?”
Thank you for following me, Linda. Nice to know your name. I have been calling you Beth. Love the jokes. Always need a chuckle in this crazy world. Blessings & hugs for spreading laughter – good for the soul!
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Thanks. Loved your Christms story. Is more coming out today?
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Yes, chapter 7 came out today. Chapter 8 tomorrow and the last one after that. Thank you for reading! 😘
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Just finished 7, waiting is hard.
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Thank you for following my blog!
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Welcome, you too!
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Thanks so much for the giggle! It was much needed 😀
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It encourages me to hear that. Thanks Aurora Jean.
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Those are really cute. Thanks for sharing. 😀 — Suzanne J.
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Thanks.
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Reblogged this on theowlladyblog.
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Thanks so much.
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Those are cute! I’m sharing this on my Facebook page.
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Thank you Juana
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They are wonderful. thank you for the smiles. A good start of the day
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So glad you enjoyed.
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Thanks for the giggles. You’re a riot Alice… I mean Linda. 😀 😀 😀
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Thank you.
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You are welcome, Linda. You always cheer me up.
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You are a good friend!
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Favorite religion joke ever:
https://www.google.com/search?q=cockroach+church&rlz=1C1VEAD_enUS472US472&espv=2&biw=1344&bih=734&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAWoVChMI676O26yTyQIVQaWICh2KpwgL#imgrc=-Q_BmS4mR0tQ-M%3A
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Reblogged this on Smorgasbord – Variety is the spice of life and commented:
Linda Bethea from Nutsrok with some Sunday humour… love the ‘out of the mouth’s of babes’
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Thanks so much Sally.
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Thank you Linda for the smiles.. XX
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Welcome, Sally.
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Fabulous Linda.. loved them and will share around.. thank you hugs
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Thanks, Sally.
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Appropriate Sunday Humour from lbeth 👍😃😄
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Thanks so much!
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Welcome lbeth 😃😄
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Thanks for sharing your humor. You like the jokes my mom likes to share. She is 80 and can tell a joke on the verge of dirty but does not go that far which is very delightful. I am happy you found me I will be a faithful follower.
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Thank you so much, I like stories spicy, but not over the edge. Give Mom a hug for me. Following you, too!
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