Joke of the Day

Turkey Day: ‘I wanna leg!’ ‘I want dressing!’ ‘I want the light meat!’

 

What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
If your papa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!

Asked to write a composition entitled, “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving,”
little Timothy wrote, “I am thankful that I’m not a turkey.”

 

• The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. Benjamin Franklin
• The Pilgrims made seven times more graves than huts. No Americans have been more impoverished than these who, nevertheless, set aside a day of thanksgiving.  H.U. Westermayer
• There are only two ways to live your life.  One is as though nothing is a miracle.  The other is as if everything is. Albert Einstein
• You can only govern men by serving them. The rule is without exception. Victor Kiam
• I don’t have a solution, but I certainly admire the problem.  Ashleigh Brilliant
• There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. Benjaminn Franklin
• Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. Norm Papernick