An industrious farmer was always experimenting with breeding, his mission was to produce the perfect turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone.
After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store. ‘Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has six legs!’ They all asked the farmer how it tasted.
‘I don’t know, ‘said the farmer, ‘I never could catch one!”
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LOL, these are hilarious, my favorite is “and now the stuffing” I can just imagine it being true. I would then be a turkey sitting here typing this to you. :o))))))))))
Thanks for sharing a most pleasant Thanksgiving offering.
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Thanks.
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog.
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Thanks Chris
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Welcome lbeth 😃
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https://nutsrok.wordpress.com/2015/11/25/best-of-the-afternoon-funnies/ I have set a place for you at Thanksgiving Dinner tomorrow, right next the weird relative.
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Hope he likes No 1’s lbeth 😄😄😄
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Never have enough of those.
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😄😄😄
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Too funny! Thanks for following my blog! Looking forward to reading more of your posts as well! 🙂
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Me too!
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Haha….. I have to print that recipe…… lol
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I always cook better with wine.
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Haha… next Thanksgiving I have to be in Lousiana… lol But then I will post…. lol
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Thanks for the laughs! I love the turkey’s letter!
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He should go on a talk show.
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