SOME FEMALE BUMPER STICKERS
Behind every successful woman is herself.
Oh my god, I think I’m becoming the man I wanted to marry!
Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels.
A woman is like a tea bag … you don’t know how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
So many men, so few who can afford me.
Coffee, chocolate, men … some things are just better rich.
Don’t treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
I’m out of oestrogen and I have a gun.
Warning:
I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
Of course I don’t look busy … I did it right the first time.
Do not start with me. You will not win.
bullet
All stressed out and no one to choke.
I can be one of those bad things that happens to bad people.
How can I miss you if you won’t go away ?
Don’t upset me! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
Hilarious. 😀 — Suzanne
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Hank you.
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These are priceless. I could write a post on so many of those but I don’t have time. 😦 Dear God, will I ever catch up. Thanks for the humor to get me through.
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I have such a list I am working on too.
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Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels…. Yes, ma’am! Love that quote! 🙂 xx
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Sure did!
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What a gal… loved all her films!
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A lot of scarily funny quips in this post. I think I may tread particularly carefully for a couple of days having read them. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Smorgasbord – Variety is the spice of life and commented:
Linda Bethea is sharing her comedic timing again with some very funny and witty bumper stickers and images.. So many men, so few who can afford me….
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Thanks for the reblog, Sally. I do appreciate it.
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pleasure great fun Linda..
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Little gems.
xxx Huge Hugs xxx
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Thanks for reading, David.
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That’s a lot of bullets. Texas?
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You are right. Didn’t even notice it when I posted. I am not a shooting enthusiast, I promise.
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Loved it immensely. Thanks for the multiple laughs!
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Olga, thanks for reading.
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the kleenex blonde…she’s working on the cheap and didn’t want to waste the kleenex for one boring party
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She had it rough, didn’t she?
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indeed…she felt trapped, all boxed in
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She was
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yep
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