Top 10 Uses for Fruitcake.

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TOP 10 USES FOR HOLIDAY FRUITCAKES

10. Use slices to balance that wobbly kitchen table.

9. Use instead of sand bags during El Nino.

8. Send to U.S. Air Force, let troops drop them.

7. Use as railroad ties.

6. Use as speed bumps to foil the neighborhood drag racers.

5. Collect ten and use them as bowling pins.

4. Use instead of cement shoes.

3. Save for next summer’s garage sale.

2. Use slices in next skeet-shooting competition.

1. Two words pin cushion.

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28 thoughts on “Top 10 Uses for Fruitcake.

    • What is Christmas Pudding? When I was a little kid, my sister was in a Christmas Play she had to sing, “We bring you a figgy pudding” to the tune of “We wish you a Merry Christmas.” That song is still stuck in my head. Have you heard of Figgy Pudding?

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