TOP 10 USES FOR HOLIDAY FRUITCAKES
10. Use slices to balance that wobbly kitchen table.
9. Use instead of sand bags during El Nino.
8. Send to U.S. Air Force, let troops drop them.
7. Use as railroad ties.
6. Use as speed bumps to foil the neighborhood drag racers.
5. Collect ten and use them as bowling pins.
4. Use instead of cement shoes.
3. Save for next summer’s garage sale.
2. Use slices in next skeet-shooting competition.
1. Two words pin cushion.
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11) Doorstop! I actually thought there was only one fruitcake in the entire world and that people just kept re-gifting it. Who knew?
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Somebody, somewhere must have liked them.
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Go figure!
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Give it for a secret Santa gift at work–unless you draw the boss’s name. 😀 — Suzanne
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That would probably turn up later on your eval! Ha!
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I don’t like any of the Christmas sweets, although Christmas pudding (here in the UK) is even worse.
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What is Christmas Pudding? When I was a little kid, my sister was in a Christmas Play she had to sing, “We bring you a figgy pudding” to the tune of “We wish you a Merry Christmas.” That song is still stuck in my head. Have you heard of Figgy Pudding?
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*sigh*
I happen to l.i.k.e. fruit cake. 😦 Still the jokes ARE funny.
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Love them – and my mom falls into the “likes fruitcake” camp as well – she was telling me how much it has gone up in price this year. This is something I would never, ever notice.
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Well, but hey have never impacted my budget much!
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Me either!
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Oh those darn fruitcakes! Brilliant id4as
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Somebody was sharp!
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Yep!
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love fruitcake…well, no, last year i bought some nasty crap from family dollar…ewww…BUT i generally love the stuff
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Have never bought one!
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yummy…i buy you some
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Never mind!
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awww…come on now…
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Love it!! My husband and my mother in law actually like fruitcake! They endure a lot of grief about it during the holidays!
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Bet they do, but they could score fruitcake being tossed out all over town.
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LOL!
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My favorite: Save for next summer’s garage sale. LOL!
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Or Chrismas future.
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Yes, LOL! Regift it next Christmas. Hahaha!
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Could go on forever
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Haha! I know!
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All great ideas
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