I got my daughter a Dalmatian for her thirteenth birthday. I do believe that was one of the biggest mistakes of my life. For about a day and a half, Annie was sweet. As soon as she got her bearings,she became a hyperactive, maniacal buzz saw, plundering and eviscerating everything in her path from shoes to the rag top on my husband’s MG, but that’s a story for another post.
At eighteen months, Annie’s hormones kicked in. Overnight, she was transformed into a nasty-tempered, sullen,farting, bitch…..such a blessed relief. One day she was sitting between Bud and Mother farting up a storm. Bud and Mother each kept looking accusingly at the other, thinking surely the other would eventually do the decent thing and excuse themselves.
Deciding to take her show on the road one morning, Annie decided the best thing for her to do was to tunnel under our neighbor’s back fence to pay him a call. Brian wasn’t in the yard, so she trotted into the house looking for him. He was deep in thought, sitting on the toilet, enjoying some quality time. Inspired by his wise example, Annie squatted and produced a fine example of her own. Though I didn’t see the actual event, I did get to hear about it in great detail.
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So funny. Thanks for sharing this story.
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LOLOLOLOL Like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=672lDQBhQ90
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That is one jealous dog!
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Yepp lol 🙂
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Oh my! Love your stories!!!
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I never get tired of telling them. Thanks.
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🙂
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Those big dogs need lots of exercise don’t they. She must have been quite a handful!
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She was a nightmare.
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Nope. Can not top that one !
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I know you hope not.
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Oh no! Goats, roosters and now the dog? 😀 😀 😀 All characters in a stage show, right?
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I guess I am going down the list st.
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Hilarious! Those are not easy to train dogs and need a lot of room to run. Like chasing the firetruck rather than ride on it. They can be quite a nightmare and I know what dog fart smells like from a small dog. Heaven forbid one the size of a small horse. :)) Bet you don’t still have that dog.:)
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We had her for thirteen long, long years. She never liked us.
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You crack me up. 🙂
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Hahaha. 🙂 What a character!
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A nightmare is more like it.
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A neighbor used to have Dalmations. The boys were good dogs but the girls were always horrid.
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They don’t call them bitches for nothing.
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Haha! I once had a dalmation puppy and she chewed up everything! Even my door jams!
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Ours chewed on brick. It gave me the willies.
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That would give me the willies too! *shiver*
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