I admired the way Miz Laura Mae’s daughter Glomie got her name, though I only learned later it wasn’t spelled the way it was pronounced.
“Betty Lou was the purtiest baby I had, even if I do say so myself. With her fat little legs, blue eyes, and curly hair, I thought for shore somebody would try to steal ‘er. She was my first an’ I held her all day. I didn’ know no better then. It’s a wonder she ever learned to walk. When she was about a year and a half old, Myrtle came along, red-headed and kind of puny. She had colic and squalled non-stop for seven months till my milk dried up. That’s when I found out for shore nursin’ wouldn’t keep me from gittin thataway. I had to put her on the bottle and table food and she took off. Purty soon, she was going ever’where. She wasn’t but about sixteen months old when Glomie come along.
Glomie was born long after midnight. Floyd had been drinkin’ and was purty well-lit by the time me and the baby was cleaned up an’ I was ready to get some rest. My two sisters, Oly was settling us in when Dr. Garnet asked Floyd if we’d picked a name for the baby.
“I done decided to call this one, Glomie, no matter if it was a boy or girl.” He asserted.
“Glomie. I ain’t never heard that name,” said Dr. Garnet. “How do you spell it?” He was filling out the birth certificate.
“Glomie. It’s got the first letter of ever’ state I ever been in,” Floyd answered morosely. “G for Georgia. L for Louisiana. O for Oklahoma. M for Mississippi. A for Arkansas. I don’t reckon with all these youngun’s I’ll ever git to go nowhere else.’
“If you’re sure,” said Dr. Garnet. “I hate to hang that on a kid, but I guess I’ve heard worse.”
By the time I found out the next mornin’, the namin’ was all over an’ that pore baby was stuck with Glomie. I never did let Floyd name another’n.”
I love that story! 🙂
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Don’t you wish your name was Glomie!
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actually…sorta, yeah!
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Okay then, Glomie it is! I think it suits you!
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12 posting at midnight. I think you’ll like it.
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LOL!!!
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Poor girl getting stuck with a name like that! I’m really getting to like Miss Laura Mae.
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She was down to earth and took care of business while still being such a good person.
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Yes, she does sound like a down-to-earth good person!
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HaHA! Poor Glomie, but nowadays it doesn’t seem to odd compared to what celebrities name their kids! 🙂
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More on Glomie to come.
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Looking forward to it 🙂
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Miss Laura Mae could be a book all by herself!!!
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I didn’t start out with that intention, but it may end up that way.
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Fabulous! 🙂
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I am really busy with another right now. I hope she doesn’t take over.
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You seem to be enjoying her though. 🙂 That’s a good sign for future project….
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More to come!
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I think a lot of footballers and quite a few pop-starts must have also imbibed a bit before playing the name game.
xxx Massive Hugs xxx
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My dad suggested Clothilde for every one of his four girls. Thank God Mother stuck up for us!
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ha ha ha!!!!! Good story
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Thanks. More coming.
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