So there was this Grandma who was late for a meeting. She is going 65 on a street where the speed limit is 40. A cop pulls her over and says “ma’am, can I please see your license?” She says “I’m sorry, officer, but I got it revoked two years ago for drunk driving.” His brow furrows and he straightens up. “Well, can I please see the registration of your car?” She says “I stole the car and I killed the driver; he’s in the trunk.” “Ma’am, DON’T MOVE, I’m calling for backup.” He mutters furiously into his walkie-talkie… Five minutes later, half the squad pulls up, the Chief of Police walks over to the woman’s window. “Ma’am, can I see your license?” he asks sternly. “Of course, officer,” she smiles demurely and pulls out a license from her purse. He squints warily at it. “This looks legitimate,” he mumbles. “Can I see the registration to this car?” She pulls it out of the glove compartment and hands it to him. “Ma’am, stand back!” He bangs open the trunk of the car and flinches: but it was completely empty… The woman brandishes a finger at the first cop and says accusingly, “And I’ll bet that liar told you I was speeding too!!”
Larry being a cop chuckled at this.
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Tell him not to fall for that one.
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I loved this so much I might try it. ☺☺☺☺
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Good plan!
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Reblogged this on Nutsrok.
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Haha! Love it! 🙂
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Thanks
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Thank you for the laugh! My cheeks still hurt. 🙂
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Glad t help!
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Reblogged this on Art by Rob Goldstein and commented:
The best laugh I’ve had all week
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Thanks, Rob.
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LOL…Too good!
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Reblogged this on Truth Troubles: Why people hate the truths' of the real world and commented:
Cute.
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Good one. 😊
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I liked it ,too.
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Now that is fantastic! Hehehehe… smart little woman…
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Yes she was. We could all aspire to that.
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Hilarious
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OMG, lol!!!
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Well, this anecdote started my day with a chuckle. Thank you. Being 73, I like any story about grandmothers who outwit others!
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So do I!
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Never mess with old folk 😄😄😄
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Thanks so much.
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Reblogged this on that little voice and commented:
Nothing better than a grandmother with a sense of humor.
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Thanks.
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This is delightful. Going to reblog it!!!
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Only a grandma could get away with that.
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Yep.
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Hahahahahahahaha!
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Fantastic!
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That’s funny! It could be my grandma 😀
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Haha….. that could have been your mom, Linda!!!!
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Sure could.
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😅😅😅
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Such a naughty garndma
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😀 — Suzanne
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😄😄😄 funny! x
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That brought a smile to my face to go with my morning coffee! 🙂
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I enjoyed writing it. Thanks.
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Hee hee! Very crafty! 🙂
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Lol! Never mess with a grandma 🙂 Really loved this.
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Thanks.
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Wily old fox 😄😄
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