Eavesdropping on planes is one of life’s gifts. First of all, it costs nothing and could be considered a bonus that comes with your ticket. Most importantly, it is totally a guiltless indulgence, though some people might not appreciate it.
Today’s flight was packed. A gentleman seated behind us called a buddy and launched into his sad story as soon as he was seated, talking so loud the entire assemblage could hear.
“Man, I am so hungover and mad I can hardly think straight. I picked up a client for dinner and he wanted to drag a buddy along. I should have said no, but I was trying to be The Good Guy. They talked about his buddy’s divorce all through dinner. We didn’t get a bit of business done. I took them to a strip joint and it was all downhill. We all got drunk and I told him what I thought.
He paused for a bit,”No, I’m going straight to my office. I don’t want to see my wife. I blew up before I left. I came home for dinner and she dished my dinner up and banged it down on the counter. ‘Now, hold on,’ I said. ‘What happened to family dinners in the dining room?”
She got all huffy, moved my meal to the dining room table. Then she went back and started putting the kid’s dinners on paper plates.
“#|%^*!~. £#%~?{, I don’t want my kids growing up eating on paper plates like trash. I want them to remember eating in the dining room on real dishes. I don’t care if the dishwasher is broken. I’LL wash the ——ng dishes if that’s what it takes. I bought you a two million dollar house and I expect you to raise my kids right.”
Lengthy pause, then “I don’t even think I’ll go home. I think I’ll just call her tonight and tell her I’m done. She used to be my best friend. I don’t know what happened.”
Just then the stewardess came by and told him to get off the phone so that was the end of the call. He did apologize saying, “I’m sorry, I’ve got such a hangover I’m not thinking straight.”
Don’t you know his wife was upset when she found out all she had to do was feed the kids on paper plates?
How come you get a dramatic narrative like that while all I ever seem to get are screaming kids and fat dudes with gas? Why I outta!
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First for me. I guess I must be living right!
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I think he better get the dishwasher fixed.or he “will” be the dishwasher. 🙂 — Suzanne
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Or out withe trash!
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Wonder oh wonder what went wrong…
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I just can’t imagine!
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Eating on paper plates is a treat. Like an indoor picnic. Nice eavesdropping….not that you had a choice. ☺
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Don’t you just love people that have their priorities in order–not!!!
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Let’s see strippers vs paper plates. He deserves better!
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Strippers with paper plates–now, I’d pay to see that.
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How, I could make a million on that idea!
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I love the line ” She used to be my best friend. I don’t know what happened.” even I can see what happened, and I am in the UK…
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What in the world could have gone wrong?
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She didn’t understand him …
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He deserved better. Hope he gets what he deserves.
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Maybe if he is a divorce poorer he will open his eyes and see what he lost. A paper plate is the least of his worries…
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He may end up eating Ramen Noodles out of a styrofoam cup!
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Or humble pie from a paper plate…
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Perfect!
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Hahaha! I thought paper plates were fine china. Apparently he doesn’t think so. LOL!
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What some people don’t know.
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LOL!!
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