Reblogging from the brilliant Don Massenzio’s blog. He finds the best jokes!
Little Johnny’s father was a pastor in a small church.
One day, his father told Little Johnny that a very important bishop was coming and that he would be staying with them. Little Johnny became very excited and asked his father if he would get to meet him. His father thought about this and decided that he would let Little Johnny bring the bishop tea in the morning and wake him up. Little Johnny agreed to do this and was very excited.
His father gave him instructions: first, knock on the door of the bishops room and then say to him “It’s the boy, my Lord, it’s time to get up.”
Little Johnny was very excited and rehearsed his lines repeating them over and over. Finally the day came and Little Johnny had learned all his lines. He went to the door and knocked. He was so excited and nervous…
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Good one!
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Hilarious, Don and Linda. Thanks for sharing. 😀 — Suzanne
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Thank you. Glad you enjoyed them.
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This s funny.
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Thank you!
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This is my best one
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Send me one a bit less raunchy.
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I can’t sorry, that’s my best one. Maybe you could introduce it to the guy the wrote the joke. Thank you anyways
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I will keep reading.
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Did you enjoy the story, dispite its raunchy elements
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Yes I did. Good job.
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Well Ibeth its nice to see you posting other great bloggers. I have a few funnies at Gastradamus and would love more of your feedback in the future
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Send me a link to your best!
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