I’ve neglected my WordPress friends the last week or so. Mother had a bad cold with extreme head congestion, so severe, she lost her hearing for a few days. I have a new respect now for people with disabilities. Mother is doing much better as the fluid in her ears resorbs, and expects to totally regain her hearing over the next few weeks, thank goodness.
I was really busy taking her to several doctors visits. When visiting an unfamiliar doctor for hearing issues, I could tell that due to her age and deafness, they could have easily have inferred her biggest issue was cognitive, not hearing.
She stayed with us several nights. She had to put medication in her ears several times a day and insert cotton to give it time to absorb. Mother is obsessive. Since her doctor said “a few minutes” she decided continuous cotton plugs might be better. Naturally, this didn’t improve her hearing a bit. Mother is garrulous, to say the least. When she couldn’t hear conversation, she’d shout, “I can’t hear you. I’ve got cotton in my ears.”
I urged her, “Take the cotton out. You’ll hear better,”
Her shouted reply was, “I can’t hear you. I’ve got cotton in my ears!”
When we picked up her medications, including an antibiotic, she bought yogurt to avoid antibiotic-related problems. She has meticulously eaten yogurt when to avoid antibiotic problems as long as I can remember. In fact, she is a great champion for yogurt with antibiotics, reminding the general public, even in the line at the pharmacy. She’s had way more experience with this than I have, even though I am a nurse. Since she’d been away from home several days and was feeling better except for deafness, she decided she’d rather go to her own house. I was a little worried how she’d manage, but took her home, knowing I could easily go back and get her if she had trouble.
At any rate, not ten minutes after she got home with the antibiotic and yogurt, I got a call. “Does it matter what kind of yogurt I eat? I got the vanilla yogurt in the carton, not the frozen kind.”
I knew she could barely hear, so I spoke succinctly and clearly. “That’s fine.” I know she had just put cotton back in her ears, since she could hear a little in the doctor’s office.
“What? I can’t hear you. I’ve got cotton in my ears!”
“Take the cotton out!” Like I’d never met her, I waited. By the time she came back on the phone, I’d kicked my phone volume to max. “That yogurt is fine! It’s fine!”
Her response, “I can’t hear you with this cotton in my ears. Did you say this vanilla yogurt is right or wrong?”
I don’t know what she was doing while I was holding for her to get the cotton out of her ears. “It’s right! It’s right. Vanilla is right!” The neighbors probably heard me.
She patiently tried again to clarify, making it more hopeless. “I can’t hear you. Did you say it is right that vanilla yogurt is wrong or that not getting the frozen kind is right?”
I knew now the conversation was so convoluted, there was no way we’d ever straighten this out. I would have tried to text her, but Mother is hostile to texting. That would have gotten me a furious phone call. I cut my losses and headed back to her house.
While on the way over, I got a call from my sister who is also a nurse. “Mother is asking about yogurt, but she can’t hear me answer. Do I need to go see about her?”
Just so you know, she is getting better every day.
I’m glad she’s recovering. She may be keeping the cotton in her ears just to tease you. I know from the videos you posted recently that your mother can be a wild one and has a rebellious streak. 🙂
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But she does act tired of it.
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Well hello! Your mother sounds quite cantankerous! I don’t know if the application of that word is quite accurate here but I just wanted to use it. Thanks for the follow:)
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It’s a good, but it means grouchy and crotchety. She’s very easy-going. Now my dad, he WAS cantankerous.
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Your mom is amazing and you are as well! This was funny and sweet!
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A friend of mine was bragging about his new hearing aid and how much it cost him. I asked him what kind is it? He replied nine thirty.
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Did he get a refund?
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You and your mom…you can go through a health crisis and still…make us laugh. ☺☺☺ That’s a gift.
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We had the doctor in stitches.
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I was wondering where you were. Your post is very humorous as usual but you make a very good point about how easily medical professionals (especially young ones) mistake dementia for lack of hearing.
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I believe if I had to go in alone with a hearing problem, I’d start with a note clarifying my status.
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Your poor mother and poor you. I have to think, though that the phone conversation sounds a bit like those old comedy routines. I’m glad to hear she’s much better. 🙂 — Suzanne
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She is, but it will still be a good while.
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Poor mum..glad she is on the mend and that she is sub letting her plot 🙂
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Better every day.
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Oh no! Make sure you’re not losing your hearing over this! Hope she recovers as quick as possible. xxx
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She is getting better everyday.
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So glad to hear!
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Oh my gosh your mom is hysterical without even trying. I still laugh when I think about the pic taken at cemetery with her lying on the ground with the flowers in her hands. So glad she is better!
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She says she’s going to sublet that plot for a while, yet.
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Good we need her!
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Linda, glad your Mom is better! Being a nurse too, I know what it’s like to have a family member call with a medical problem. They all live in other parts of the country! It’s like telemedicine! 💛 Elizabeth
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Yes, and since I am a nurse, she is very careful not to leave out a single detail.
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Oh, Linda, too funny. Hope your mom is better soon!
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She’s a little better everyday.
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She just sounds like a riot!
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So right!
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🙂
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Gotta lover her. Hugs to mom. And to you for being such a fine and caring daughter. 🙂
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It’s my pleasure. She took care of me for a lot of years!
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Your poor mom, I hope she is well soon. I’m sure you do too. LOL!
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She’s a little better every day.
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That’s good to hear. 🙂
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I do hope she is firing on all cylinders again soon.. my mother would have the television very loud to hear it and then shout over the top of it.. when asked if we might turn it down to hear better she would shout that she might miss something..Gotta luv em… and one day god forbid it will be us shouting here on WordPress!! xx
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WHAT DID YOU SAY?
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♥♥
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Haaahaha!
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it is odd how sometimes we find humour in the horrid things. I was there cringing at every shout. I am glad she will recover and send my best. Hang on I have to go “my husband can’t hear, he must have cotton in his ears”.
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See, he caught it!
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I’m glad she’s getting better. You and your mom could bring back vaudeville.
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She will kill me if she sees this post.
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She should read ALL of your posts ! She is a wonderful character. 🙂
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She HATES computers!
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Ah. I get that. Print them for her. 🙂
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Oh. I do!
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She’s a star!
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Yep!
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I’m pleased to hear she’s getting better… Although I can see that you’ve been busy. Mothers… bless them, mine has very recently given me a terrible scare.
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It makes you grateful for them, doesn’t it?
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Glad to hear mom is getting better.
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I am so thankful. It was scary to have her ill when she’s always done so well.
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