In her never-ending mission to make Daddy’s life miserable, Mother raised objections when Daddy wanted to move one of his sister, her dead-beat husband, and her horrible twins onto their place. His plan was to buy them a mobile-home, set it up, install utilities, under his name, of course, since their only income was Bubba’s disability check. The good news was, the happy couple could now afford rent sent they’d married and Bubba was getting extra income by acquiring her minor children. The bad news was, Hubby was running from the law because he hadn’t paid child support for his own children in years. They needed to get out of town fast since his ex-wife had finally located him and there was a warrant for his arrest.
Daddy was THE BOSS! He would move anybody on his place he wanted to and if Mother didn’t like it, she could leave. In fact, it was God’s Will that a man help his sister out. Daddy went to work in a self-righteous swagger. Righteousness became him. Well, she would leave, by golly, but there was a small complication. When Mother got ready to go, she found he’d taken all the vehicle keys with him. She was waiting up for him when he got in after eleven that night for round two.
Quite satisfied with himself, he hid the keys and went to bed to sleep like the dead. Rather than wrapping him in the sheet and beating the coon-dog poo poo out of him like she should have, she decided to give him the scare of a life-time. It was one of Louisiana’s rare icy nights.
Enraged, Mother grabbed an afghan off the sofa and made her way out to sleep in the camper, sure he’d be terrified when he found awoke and found her gone. She tried to settle in for the night, but the camper, but it was beyond freezing. With only the afghan, she might as well have been out in the icy night. Naturally, she had no idea how to turn on the propane heater. She dug through and found a couple of sheets and blankets in the camper, but they weren’t much help. Finally, her rage cooled enough she decided she’d seek comfort back in the house and deal with Daddy in the morning.
Unfortunately, she had to deal with him a lot sooner than that. She had inadvertently locked herself out of the house and had to beat on the doors and windows till she finally woke him up to let her in. By that time, she was so cold she had to snuggle up to his back to warm up. He was very forgiving.ther