My nephew, Josh, came shrieking in the house looking for his mom and dad. “Help! Help! There’s a giant black weirdo in the front yard!”
Fearing he’d been accosted by a pervert or a child molester, they ran out ready to defend their little guy. There was nobody there.
“Son, there’s nobody here!” his dad reassured him. “Exactly what did you see?”
Excitedly, Josh pointed out a hole in the yard. “A huge spider! A black weirdo! He ran down in here!”
If I had seen the thing before him, your nephew could have reported a “black weirdo, and a dead white guy” because I would have keeled over from heart failure. Spiders have terrified me ever since I was small, and yet I can’t remember ever having any kind of problem with one. (Maybe I’m the weirdo?).
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That’s it!
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Hahahahahahaha
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Brave little guy!
I would have called fire rescue, police, swat-team, marines, navy, army, inquisition … O.O
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What an awesome kid ☺
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He is!
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The Red back on the toilet seat is what we watched for at our home with the outback dunny
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I love this… and I had to go and listen to Forever in Blue Jeans to hear what Lydia’s nephew was hearing!
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I was wondering what the song was.
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Lol that is hilarious!!!
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I thought so!
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Funny scary!!
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Too funny! I’m not into spiders of any kind. I know they serve a purpose, but for me, as long as they are serving it outside of biting distance!
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Brilliant!
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My grandson called spider webs, “spider weapons” when he was little. If you think about it–it made a lot of sense.
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I agree with Josh -they ARE wrird!😆
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Spiders don’t bother me much, but a Black Widow is scary. Poison and I don’t go together. — Suzanne
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😂
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Is that a black widow? I am with Josh on this one!
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It is. I don’t like them much either.
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He knew what he meant. Fun story and love the Gregory Blue Jeans one too. 🙂
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LOL I am still laughing! That is priceless!
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Hahahaha! Very cute!
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Reminds me of taking my nephew to a Neil Diamond concert. I think he was about 7 or 8. My sister and her friend plus one of my friends all went and Jay really wanted to come so I bought him a ticket. We were all standing and he was beside me. When one of my favorite songs started he tugged at my clothes and I leaned down to hear him. He said, “I have a friend named Gregory”. I said that’s nice, figuring he was getting bored and turned my attention back to the song. All of a sudden I realized he was singing at the top of his lungs, “Gregory Blue Jeans”! That song will “Forever” be “Gregory Blue Jeans” for me. But at least it wasn’t as scary as a black weirdo.
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That’s funny!
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