Reblogged from Smorgasbard
Mrs T has kindly donated some of the stories today and I unearthed some Genie themed stories to share. I hope you enjoy.
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are very excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. They go in, and Jacob addresses the pharmacist behind the counter:
“Are you the owner?”
“Yes.”
“We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”
“Of course, we do.”
“How about medicine for circulation?”
“All kinds.”
“Medicine for rheumatism?”
“Definitely.”
“How about suppositories?”
“You bet!”
“Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, Alzheimer’s?”
“Yes, a large variety. The works.”
“What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”
“Absolutely.”
“Everything for heartburn and indigestion?”
“We sure do.”
“You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?”
“All speeds and sizes.”
“Adult diapers?”
“Sure.”
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Thanks, but I got this from Sally at Smorgasbard.
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bad…but in the best possible way…:)
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I read your jokes aloud to my husband and we both had a good laugh. Thank you Lisbeth
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So welcome.
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Ha! Thanks for spreading the merriment. Hugs
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