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Is Michael Jackson a hermaphrodite?”
“Oh no. He’s a Jehovah’s Witness!”
Day: December 28, 2016
Joke of the Day
A man walks into a bar with a pork pie on his head. The barman asks, “Why are you wearing a pork pie on your head?”
The man replies, “It’s a family tradition. We always wear pork pies on our heads on Tuesday.”
The barman remarks, “But it’s Wednesday.”
Sheepishly, the man says, “Man, I must look like a real fool.”
Nobody Knows the Trouble I’ve Seen
One of my Cousin Kat’s best friends was Don Waters who ran the funeral home. She needed to go to Mason City to see her eye doctor when Don mentioned he had to make the trip to pick up a body at the airport. Cousin Kat was tight as Dick’s hatband and not a bit squeamish about a little thing like riding with a body. Turns ou it was Mabel Peter’s Who she’d ridden to work with for over twenty years. Surely Mabel, dead would be less
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Tombstone in the Bedroom
Cousin Kat (Kathleen) was proud of being “conservative.” To the rest of us, it looked a lot like stingy. When it looked like her mama might be considering dying, it just so happened, Dan Walter’s Funeral Home and Monument Company was going out of business. She talked him down till she got a real nice headstone for Mama and a beautiful double
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