A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women’s locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched
in amazement and then asked, ‘What’s the matter, haven’t you ever seen a little boy before?’
Told to me by my Irish grandmother more than 30 years ago. (Best told in an Irish brogue.)
It was a hot, sticky summer morning and Paddy decided to go to early Mass before it gets too hot, so he tells his wife he will be back in an hour.
Sure enough, he comes back in an hour, but with 2 black eyes!
“Paddy,” she says, “You said you were going to church and here you been fightin!”
“No, Mother, I did go to church.”
“Well, what happened to you?”
“Well, you know it was so…
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